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FUNNY is a 32.82 m Motor Yacht, built in Italy by Custom Line and delivered in 2019. She is one of 21 106 models.

Her top speed is 26.0 kn, her cruising speed is 23.0 kn, and she boasts a maximum cruising range of 1050.0 nm at 12.0 kn, with power coming from two MTU diesel engines. She can accommodate up to 12 guests in 5 staterooms, with 5 crew members waiting on their every need. She has a gross tonnage of 230.0 GT and a 7.3 m beam.

She was designed by Francesco Paszkowski Design , who also designed the interior. Francesco Paszkowski Design has designed 274 yachts and designed the interior of 250 yachts for yachts above 24 metres.

The naval architecture was developed by Ferretti Engineering Department , who has architected 581 other superyachts in the BOAT Pro database - she is built with a Teak deck, a GRP hull, and GRP superstructure.

FUNNY is one of 2082 motor yachts in the 30-35m size range, and, compared to similarly sized motor yachts, her cruising speed is 2.92 kn above the average, her top speed 2.2 kn above the average, and her volume 43.92 GT above the average.

FUNNY is currently sailing under the Malta flag, the 3rd most popular flag state for superyachts with a total of 1078 yachts registered. She is known to be an active superyacht and has most recently been spotted cruising near Spain. For more information regarding FUNNY's movements, find out more about BOAT Pro AIS .

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  • Name: FUNNY
  • Previous Names: AL MOHAMMADY
  • Yacht Type: Motor Yacht
  • Yacht Subtype: Planing Fast Yacht
  • Builder: Custom Line
  • Naval Architect: Ferretti Engineering Department
  • Exterior Designer: Francesco Paszkowski Design
  • Interior Designer: Francesco Paszkowski Design

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32.3m  /  106' | custom line | 2019.

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Special Features:

  • Two VIP cabins
  • RINA (Registro Italiano Navale) C ✠ HULL ● MACH classification
  • Interior design from Francesco Paszkowski Design
  • Cruising speed of 23 knots
  • Sleeps 12 overnight

The 32.3m/106' motor yacht 'Funny' (ex. Al Mohammady) was built by Custom Line in Italy at their Ancona shipyard. Her interior is styled by Italian designer design house Francesco Paszkowski Design and she was completed in 2019. This luxury vessel's exterior design is the work of Francesco Paszkowski Design.

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Funny has been designed to comfortably accommodate up to 12 guests in 5 suites comprising two VIP cabins. She is also capable of carrying up to 5 crew onboard to ensure a relaxed luxury yacht experience.

Range & Performance

Built with a GRP hull and GRP superstructure, with teak decks, she has impressive speed and great efficiency thanks to her planing hull. Powered by twin diesel (16V2000 M94) 2,638hp engines, she comfortably cruises at 23 knots, reaches a maximum speed of 26 knots. She was built to RINA (Registro Italiano Navale) C ✠ HULL ● MACH classification society rules.

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Our favorite boating memes.

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Change of plans….

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When your manager says “We’re all in the same boat”

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To quote the wise words of Joker… If you are good at something, never do it for free.

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Sometimes I wonder… If my boat is thinking about me too…

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When the boating season started yet so you have to improvise

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When you’re forced to spend the weekend on a boating trip with the family…

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Boating is love… boating is life

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Camp: You wanna swim or paddle?

Me, an amateur: What’s the difference? 

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Whoever was behind this deserves a raise…

Mondo Pasta… so good, you can’t let go…

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Boat owner problems…

Not sure if she likes me AND my boat… or she likes me FOR my boat

Funny Boating Memes

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Artist builds boat that looks like a giant zipper unzipping the water

Me: Shut up and take my money!

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When you’re on the verge of a breakdown, but keep on hanging by a thread. 

Everything’s fine….

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Game warden: Anything in your boat today that shouldn’t be?

Me: Just you

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We’re going to row a dragon boat… It’s a paddle! You paddle a dragon boat!

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My daughter tells me you have a boat…

Actually sir, it’s a jet ski…

Get out of my house!!

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You’re asking me to lower my summer activity carbon footprint? Have you seen my pontoon boat??

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He told me had a center console with two engines. 

Well, he wasn’t lying…

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When you can’t have a peaceful day of fishing! 

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How you feel when you drop your phone at 1:00 am on your bed but you pull it up by the charger

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Fish with best bud or keep the spot a secret… Oh, the dilemma!

Fantastic Boating Memes

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Money can’t buy happiness… but it can me a boat…and boat is happiness

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Hey, maybe you should go on “My Strange Addiction…”

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When you let your dad name the boat…

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When you skip your boating lessons…

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Sometimes you gotta make the most out of what you have, and this guy is nailing that!

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Everything sounds fancy in French…

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When boat is the new therapy!

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You gotta do what you gotta do!

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Challenge accepted!

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How Midwesterners cope with the fact that there are 72 more days until spring!

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You said you had a lot of money invested!

Yes, in fishing gear! Lol

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OOOOPSSS!!!!

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We agree with you, Bill.

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Haters gonna hate… boaters gonna boat

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When someone asks “So, how’s boating life treating you in this economy?”

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If I could, I would.

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Boating is cool, but don’t skip school!

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How would you describe yourself in one word?

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Buying gas for the truck vs. buying gas for the boat…

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Boaters be like…

Sinking ship meme:

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Hilarious Boating Pun Memes

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Hey bro, wanna hang out? Oh…I dunno…Just let me sink about it. 

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Ahhh, I “sea” what you did there! 

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Keeping it classy…

I like my yachts like I like my scotch…On the rocks…

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Thanks for the pep talk, I’ll try my best!

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Quite an oar deal indeed. 

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If you don’t get this joke, you need to brush up on your boating knowledge 

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You other brothers can’t deny…

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Blood Vessel… Good one…

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Tug boat vs. Tub goat…

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Embrace the thug life…

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When you’re not even trying to be subtle with your brags…

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Only pontoon owners without splash guards can understand the pain!

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Go home boat, you’re drunk…

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Hang in there, Carl!

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When someone asks “how’s life?”

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Let’s take a moment of silence for those forced to winterize their boats…

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What I tell my wife my boat cost vs. what I tell my friend…

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Now that’s a real tongue twister…

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When you’re forced to accept that winter has come…

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I don’t always think about my boat… But when I do… Just kidding, I always think about my boat

Boating Life and ironic Memes

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Celebrities trying to be relatable… 

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My fishing plan vs. my budget… The harsh reality 

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When it’s too windy and cold in Florida and I need another fishing trip before gas is $50 per gallon!

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When the middle class blames the poor…. I’m going to park my boat, in my boat

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Grandpas’ quarantine plans!

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Thank you, Mother Nature!

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Weeeeeeeeee!!!

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When you’re not basic…. 

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Where are your manners, dude?

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If sailing is more of a recreational activity for you, then ship names might be a bit looser with the rites. Anyways, we highly doubt that Boaty McBoatface is a proper name for asking the gods for good luck, though we must agree that it is a rather funny boat name.

In the glorious list below, we have picked the most  dad joke -worthy, witty boat names for you to laugh at. While one might not have many such opportunities for naming, and most of them require at least some responsibility, these funny boat names represent the smartest captains of the seven seas. Be sure to check the compilation of the best boat names below!

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A Good Sense Of Humor

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Max: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Nick: Beats me. Max: Something catchy!

Now That's A Funny Boat Name!

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One For The Dad Jokes Collection

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The next boat over is just called "Cool".

Why Should You Name a Boat?

Naming your boat is a nice tradition that probably started with Vikings , the fierce seafaring conquerors. To them, each vessel was a living entity, and to ensure its successful voyages, they gave them cool ship names, like Huggin’s Wave Steed (Huggin was one of Odin’s ravens) or Skidbladnir in honor of Freyr, the god of fertility and abundance. 

However, if all this traditional approach to boat naming isn’t a convincing enough reason for you to give a unique boat name to your vessel, an actual requirement by the U.S. Coast Guard may be reason enough. However, the legal obligation only applies to commercial boats.

In a nutshell, naming your boat isn’t purely an odd tradition and a captain’s outreach to the gods for good luck. So yes, you should absolutely name your boat! But mostly because it’s fun. If you’re keen to know what the rules of naming your boat are and how to come up with good boat names, continue reading our next section, where we will be discussing just that. 

One Of The Best Named Boats I've Ever Seen

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Thinking Ahead

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"if you can read this, flip me over"

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How Do You Come Up With a Unique Boat Name?

Before thinking of witty boat names, you should probably get acquainted with the standard (though not official) rules of boat naming: 

  • Keep it short and sweet . The length of a boat’s name should be no more than 33 characters. 
  • Give it female vibes . Traditionally, ships are given female names, so why not name it after a special woman in your life? 
  • Make it meaningful . Ships are often named to reflect their owner’s favorite things or hobbies . 

Now that you know the rules and limitations of cool boat names, here are a couple of pointers on how to come up with a unique and witty boat name: 

  • Use puns and homographs (words with multiple meanings). Why not name your boat Reely Nauti or The Reel Deal? Funny boat names have been on the rise for quite some time now, and we absolutely see the appeal!
  • Seek inspiration from pop culture . It is absolutely acceptable to name your boat after songs , movies , and famous people. Let’s say, The Boatfather? Anything that floats your boat!
  • Entertainment is the key . Some of the best boat names that we’ve seen stick to the funnier side of things, so think about that when coming up with your own funny ship names. 

By the way, there’s one more thing you might need to know before deciding on boat names funny or not—it is considered bad luck to rename your ship! So best choose a witty boat name that you certainly like. If a need to rename it arises, a sort of purging ceremony must be done beforehand. 

So, if you need a bit more inspiration before coming up with cool boat names of your own, continue checking out the submissions on our list. And if you’d like to share your boat name ideas, please do so in the comments!

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How many times is the coastguard gonna pull this guy over!

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"You're cod dam right!"

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That's just like: "I didn't wrink dine."

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Took me a while..but it's a really good one!

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The skipper of this yatch should watch out for Titan Uranus, the ship out of Hong Kong...

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This made my day!

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If I had a boat I would call it Rhapsody in Blue. Rhapsody being the boat and blue being the sea. What can I say? I love the music of George Gershwin.

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Sea yeah later!

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If I had a boat it would not be any of these tiny "fishing" boats would have to have somewhere to relax, cook and sleep.

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101 Funny Boat Names that Are Clever and Hilarious

We have ranked this incredible list of funny boat names in order, from clever funny to crazy hilarious.

#101 Aqua Holic #100 Knot Paid For #99 Pier Pressure #98 This End Up #97 She Got The House #96 Couples Therapy #95 Blue Highways #94 Shark Byte #93 Bow Movement #92 Sea Ya #91 Liquid Paradise #90 Sea-cret Hide Aweigh #89 Abyss #88 Bullship #87 Dijabringabeeralong #86 Sin or Swim #85 Tide The Knot #84 Off Da Hook #83 Passing Wind #82 Never Again #81 Why Knot? #80 Negative Equity #79 Branch Office #78 Casa Aqua #77 Boat Bums #76 Killer Duck #75 Exhibit A #74 Hydro Therapy #73 Hall Pass #72 Landslide #71 Jail Break #70 YOLO #69 The Big Dog #68 Bonus Time #67 Wet Dream #66 Ambition at Bay #65 Paddle-to-the-Sea #64 Beeracuda #63 Moor Often Than Knot #62 Zulu Warrior #61 Master Baiter #60 Grey Poupon #59 Ragged Edge #58 Codependence #57 A Wave From it All #56 Detachment #55 Bacon in the Sun #54 The Wet Dream #53 First Edition #52 Get Reel #51 Cat Nap #50 Motion Sustained #49 Tail Chaser #48 Due South #47 In a Meeting #46 Liquid Limo #45 No Loads #44 In Decent Seas #43 Cabin Fever #42 Moby Debt #41 Reboot #40 ITALKALOT #39 Event Horizon #38 Winning Ticket #37 Hidden Agenda #36 Black Pearl #35 Slip Away #34 Hiatus #33 Fishy Business #32 Liquid Asset #31 Missing Link #30 Double Hookup #29 Fire Escape #28 Dream Time #27 Seas the Day #26 Knot Shore #25 Fishfull Thinking #24 Lock n Load #23 Fish N’ Chips #22 Minor Key #21 Keep’n it Reel #20 Blue Yonder #19 Just a Splash #18 Water Bird #17 Short Bus #16 Easy Livin’ #15 Reel Obsession #14 Seaduction #13 Ship Happens #12 The Codfather #11 Filthy Oar #10 Titanic II #9 Future Poor Person #8 Ocean Suite #7 Sails Meeting #6 Playbuoy #5 Reel Nauti #4 Nauti Buoy #3 Overbored #2 Reeltime #1 Safe Seamen

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31 Captions For Yacht Pictures That'll Get You Yachts Of Likes This Summer

Let's get real: Whenever you find yourself hanging out on a boat or a yacht, you secretly want to start belting out "I'm On A Boat" by The Lonely Island. Of course, you have to take a picture of you and your bestie or SO standing at the front, recreating the iconic Titanic pose . There's no shame, because I know I've done both as well, which is exactly why you need captions for yacht pictures for the next time you find yourself cruising on the water.

With summer right around the corner, you and your friends might be planning a little excursion on a yacht. You can even rent your own via services like GetMyBoat . Search your destination and party size to find a fancy yacht you and your crew can sail into the sunset and beyond. This is perfect for any bachelorette party, or if you just want to plan an unparalleled trip with the crew, filled with sunny days and seas-ing every single moment.

When you find yourself chilling on the yacht, there are a ton of pics you'll want to snap, like a group selfie lounging on the plush couches, or a cheers boomerang in your swimsuits. When the time comes to post those snaps, use any of these 31 yacht captions, so you can get right back to dancing around, because you're on a boat, after all.

1. "Having yachts of fun with my grill friends."

2. "I'm on a boat." — The Lonely Island, "I'm On A Boat"

3. "I'm the king of the world." — Jack, Titanic

4. "I'm flying, Jack!" — Rose, Titanic

5. "Do whatever floats your boat."

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6. "I like big boats and I cannot lie."

7. "Let's get nauti."

8. "Ocean air, salty hair."

9. "Time to get nautical."

10. "Good vibes and high tides."

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11. "Planning on seas-ing every moment of this."

12. "The doctor said I needed more vitamin sea, so here I am."

13. "Was feeling pier pressure, so I left the dock."

14. "You can't ship with us."

15. "Yeah buoy, we're on a yacht!"

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16. "Oh ship, it's a sea day."

17. "I seek to sea more."

18. "Paradise found."

19. "Happiness comes in waves."

20. "This is my happy place."

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21. "What happens on the yacht stays on the yacht."

22. "It's a-boat time we set sail."

23. "Water you doing today? I'm on a yacht."

24. "My milkshake brings all the buoys to the yard."

25. "If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me, one day I'll know, if I go there's just no telling how far I'll go." — Moana , "How Far I'll Go"

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26. "Everything is better on the water."

27. "I love you a yacht."

28. "The ocean is everything I want to be. Beautiful, mysterious, wild, and free."

29. "Yacht to have all the fun in the summer."

30. "Always take the sea-nic route."

31. "Definitely not salty about this view."

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Ritz-Carlton releases images of its second superyacht, and it looks stunning

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Over the last several years, major luxury hotel brands like Four Seasons and Ritz-Carlton have been making waves (literally) in the cruise space by introducing a series of luxury yachts to deliver the brands' high-end service out on the seas.

While we'll have to wait until 2025 to see the Four Seasons yachts , the Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection already has one ship, Evrima , sailing. The collection's second ship, Ilma, is currently under construction at the Chantiers de l'Atlantique shipyard in Saint-Nazaire, France — and now we have new renderings of the ship so would-be luxury sailors can have a taste of what the onboard experience will feel like.

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Measuring in at 790 feet, the superyacht is a marriage of design by AD Associates, Aivan and DPA, and is named after the Maltese word for water. According to a statement from the Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection, both the interior and exterior design invite guests "to soak in the azure waters and coastlines it sails."

Ilma's first sailing is set to be a seven-night voyage from Monte Carlo, Monaco, to Rome on Sept. 2.

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On Ilma, there are 224 suites offering floor-to-ceiling windows to watch the world sail by, private terraces to enjoy the salty sea air, marble-filled bathrooms with Diptyque amenities, espresso machines, minibars, premium Wi-Fi, a personal concierge and 24-hour in-room dining.

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Restaurants on board include Tides, the main restaurant serving fresh, seasonal food inspired by the destinations visited; Seta, an Italian restaurant; Memori, a Japanese restaurant with a sushi bar; and the Peruvian beach club-inspired indoor-outdoor restaurant Beach House, designed by Toronto's Chapi Chapo Design, which features an infinity pool.

And while days will be spent exploring beautiful destinations or lounging by the main pool on Deck 10, guests can take time to relax at the Ritz-Carlton Spa to take advantage of a sauna, steam room, 11 treatment rooms and full-service salon (and barber).

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Other key features of Ilma include an observation terrace with panoramic views; a cigar lounge; a luxury boutique; the Living Room, which hosts live music and DJ events; and a gym with fitness classes, a cycle studio and other typical gym equipment.

Kids are welcome on Ilma, and there's even a kids club that offers educational activities and good, old-fashioned fun.

But most interestingly, as TPG's cruise expert Gene Sloan previously reported , Ilma is set to potentially be the most spacious cruise ship ever built.

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How to book

Ilma's inaugural season will see the yacht sailing around the Mediterranean , with the first itinerary departing from Monte Carlo and stopping in popular spots like Saint-Tropez and Cannes in France and Porto Cervo and Rome in Italy, among others. Advertised fares for that seven-night sailing start at $10,300.

Fares are significantly less for future sailings, including $5,900 for a seven-night cruise from Puerto Rico to Barbados and $5,400 for a six-night round-trip sailing from Barbados .

Can you earn or use Marriott Bonvoy points?

Yes, Marriott Bonvoy members can earn 5 points per $1 spent on cruise fares as well as hotel packages at participating Marriott hotels booked through the Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection.

Unfortunately, redeeming Bonvoy points isn't as lucrative as one would hope; members can redeem 180,000 points for $1,000 off cruise fare, then increments of 90,000 points to get an additional $500 off.

Bonvoy elite members also get special perks, depending on status, including welcome gifts, private receptions, priority boarding, laundry and pressing, and early access to dining reservations.

Check out our full guide to the Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection to learn more about elite benefits, redemptions and earnings.

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It sure looks like Mark Zuckerberg is taking a brand new superyacht out to celebrate his 40th birthday

  • It seems as if Mark Zuckerberg will celebrate his 40th birthday on the  megayacht, Launchpad .
  • The yachting world has speculated for months that the Meta CEO is the owner of the vessel.
  • Now, both the boat and Zuckerberg's private jet have landed in Panama.

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All signs point to Mark Zuckerberg celebrating his 40th birthday on what many speculate is his brand-new superyacht Launchpad .

The boating world has been buzzing about Launchpad — a 118-meter yacht built by the Dutch shipyard Feadship — for months, with rumors swirling that her owner is none other than the Meta CEO. But in the yachting world, where privacy is paramount , no party would confirm her owner.

"It is Feadship's standard policy to never divulge any information about our yachts with reference to ownership, costs, or delivery, etc," Feadship, the ship's builder, wrote to Business Insider in March. "Whether it is an 18-meter Feadship from the 1960s or a 118-meter Feadship from the 21st century, we do not share private information."

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Representatives for Zuckerberg did not respond to requests for comment from BI.

Now there's even more evidence: The megayacht arrived in Panama on Monday, making her way there from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where she's predominantly been moored since she made her maiden voyage across the Atlantic in March, according to public ship-tracking data. Wingman, the support superyacht that he is suspected to have purchased with Launchpad, made the journey with her.

Zuckerberg's plane also landed in Panama on Monday, per a private jet tracker, and if his Instagram is any indication, he was on board.

Putting two and two together — along with the many other clues linking Zuckerberg to the yacht — we can surmise that the Meta CEO is likely kicking off his new decade aboard his new toy.

Little is known about the luxury vessel, which was said to have been built for a sanctioned Russian businessman before it was handed over to the Dutch government, which served as a middleman for the purchase. Her final purchase price is unknown, but it's safe to say a yacht of that size from that shipyard would cost nine figures upfront and six figures a year to maintain.

The few photos of Launchpad available on the industry site SuperYacht Times show there appears to be a helipad and a swimming pool on her main deck.

A vessel of her size can typically sleep dozens of guests and crewmembers and likely has an expansive gym (where Zuckerberg could practice his jiu-jitsu), a spa, a movie room, and a garage to fit plenty of toys like his viral hydrofoil .

Zuckerberg's name was first connected to Launchpad in December when reports swirled that he visited Feadship's shipyard in the Netherlands. By March, yachting blogs like eSysman SuperYachts and Autoevolution suggested he officially snagged the boat at a $300 million price tag. Launchpad also bears the flag of the Marshall Islands, a US territory that is commonplace for American buyers to register their ships.

We will never know for sure whose name is on her title, so unless Zuckerberg confirms he's Launchpad's owner, we will have to wait for an invitation to Zuck's birthday party to confirm.

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Orcas Just Sank Another Yacht

Orcas have once again attacked and sunk a boat near the Strait of Gibraltar, a behavior that has scientists stumped

By Andrea Thompson

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Orcas in the Strait of Gibraltar.

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The orcas are at it again.

A group of the highly social marine mammals, also called killer whales, attacked and sank a 50-foot-long sailing yacht on Sunday, the New York Times reported . Two people had to be rescued from the waters near the Strait of Gibraltar.

The incident was yet another in a startling spate of such attacks by orcas ( Orcinus orca ) in the area since 2020—an apparently emerging phenomenon that has researchers stumped.

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“It is a rare behavior that has only been detected in this part of the world,” said Alfredo López, an orca researcher at the Atlantic Orca Working Group (GTOA), in an interview with Scientific American last year.

In the more than 500 cases GTOA has documented of orcas reacting to boats, most often the animals have only approached the vessels. In the fraction of reports that have included physical interactions, the orcas have usually bit at a vessel’s rudder. The attacks have usually lasted less than 30 minutes, but some have gone on for up to two hours.

So far there are two main hypotheses regarding the baffling behavior. One is that it is a fad, which orcas seem to engage in just like humans do. Orcas in one Pacific Northwest group famously spent the summer of 1987 sporting dead salmon on their head, for example.

The other is that the new trend stems from past negative experiences with boats, which can strike and severely harm marine animals. The Iberian orca population is critically endangered; migration routes put its members in the path of many fishing, military and recreational vessels. But researchers caution against attributing malicious intent to animals. Deborah Giles, science and research director of the Washington State–based nonprofit conservation organization Wild Orca, previously told Scientific American that orcas in the Pacific Northwest were relentlessly pursued by humans in the 1960s and 1970s—but never attacked people or boats.

Scientists are gaining a greater awareness and understanding of the these clever predators by studying not only the boat attacks (which GTOA has said have declined overall so far this year, compared with previous ones) but also other behaviors. The first recorded instance of a group of orcas killing a blue whale was observed in 2019, and single orcas have been documented killing great white sharks . Recent research has also suggested that orcas in the Pacific Northwest should actually be recognized as two different species versus part of a single global species. It is possible that other groups that are currently considered subpopulations of that one species are also separate ones.

"Did you hear the joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tear-able."

Father telling dad jokes to his daughter as they walk

Out of all comedy sub-genres, there’s none that get quite the reaction than that of dad jokes — not because they’re necessarily funny but usually for their undeniable ability to provoke the most deep, profound level of cringe. Nonetheless, dad jokes are beloved (prized, even!) fatherly rite of passage. These cheeky little quips are the “dogs that are so ugly, they’re cute” of jokes: they’re unfunny enough that you can’t help but laugh. (Albeit while you groan and roll your eyes... but laugh all the same.)

The key is in the anticlimactic nature of the setup and punchline. It’s in the absolute reaching to make a pun fit. The overly simplistic humor is generally the most enjoyed by the joke-teller themself as they provoke defeated sighs out of whoever will listen.

If out-dad-joking your Father, Uncle, Grandpa, or simply a dad-joke-loving friend is of high priority, here are some of the dad-jokiest of dad jokes to ever dad joke. These bad boys will earn the jokester either a sympathy laugh, a grimace, or even a slow-rolling tear down the cheek of whoever was unlucky enough to bear witness to such comedic disgrace.

Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually (Kind Of) Funny

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  • As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
  • Son: “Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun."
  • What’s the least spoken language? Sign language.
  • Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
  • My wife found a spider in our house and told me to take it out, so I did. We had a few drinks, pretty nice guy.

Punniest Dad Jokes

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  • Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.
  • I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
  • I told my doctor I could only hear buzzing. He said don’t worry, it’s just a bug going around.
  • Where do you take someone who’s been in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU.
  • Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.

Cringiest Dad Jokes

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  • What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot.
  • What looks like half a tree? The other half.
  • Did you hear the joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tear-able.
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  • How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

Worst Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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  • What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet.
  • Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
  • Why did the god of thunder need to stretch his legs? He was a little Thor.
  • My wife screamed, “You haven’t heard a word I’ve said, have you?!” What a weird place to start a conversation.
  • What was even more useful than the first telephone? The second telephone.

Best One-Liner Dad Jokes

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  • Don’t trust Adams. They make up everything.
  • I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers.
  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  • I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
  • Two guys walked into a bar... the third one ducked.

This article was originally published on May 14, 2024

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FWC identifies boater in Key Biscayne hit-and-run that killed Florida teen ballerina

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The Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission has identified the person behind the wheel in the South Florida hit-and-run boating death of 15-year-old Ella Adler on Saturday.

Carlos Guillermo Alonso, 78, of Coral Gables was piloting a 42-foot Boston Whaler in Key Biscayne when officials say his boat struck Ella Riley Adler, 15, a ballerina with the Miami Ballet and granddaughter of U.S. Ambassador to Belgium Michael M. Adler. The teen had been wakeboarding behind another boat and was floating in the water, according to an FWC incident report released Wednesday.

The man piloting the boat that hit the girl sped off to the west without stopping, witnesses said. Adler was retrieved by the other boat but died of her injuries.

The vessel is in custody and Alonso is cooperating with the investigation, the FWC said in a release Tuesday .

Investigators said Tuesday it was unclear if Alonso knew Adler was there or was hit. It is unknown if alcohol was a factor. In a statement from Alonso's attorney Lauren Krasnoff, shared by Local10.com , Krasnoff said Alonso was unaware he hit anybody and does not drink.

"I will tell you that Bill, who has been boating for 50 years and is a very experienced boater who knows these waters, was out boating by himself on Saturday," Krasnoff said in the statement. "He has no knowledge whatsoever of having been involved in this accident. If he hit Ella that day, he certainly did not know it. Had Bill thought he hit anything, he absolutely would have stopped. But he did not at any point think that he had hit anything, let alone a person.

"He docked his boat in plain sight right behind his house," she said, "and did not even know there was an accident on the water that day until officers showed up at his door."

Witnesses or anyone with video footage or information should contact the FWC at 888-404-FWCC or 888-404-3922 or Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers at 305-471-TIPS or 305-471-8477.

A total reward of up to $20,000 — $10,000 from Adler's family and a combined $10,000 from FWC and Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers — is being offered for information that leads to an arrest and successful prosecution of the driver of the hit-and-run boat incident.

What happened in the boating death of Ella Adler?

At about 4:30 p.m. Saturday, May 11 (the day before Mother's Day), Adler and several others had been enjoying some recreational boating near the Nixon Beach Sandbar in Biscayne Bay, according to the incident report. Adler was wakeboarding behind a 42-foot 2017 Hanse Fjord yacht at the same time as an unidentified female on a wake surfboard.

The two people being towed fell into the water at different times and locations, the incident report said. Adler was wearing a life jacket and had the wakeboard still attached to her feet, an FWC official told NBC6 in Miami , when she was struck by a 42-foot 2020 Boston Whaler.

A witness said the boat did not appear to swerve or slow down when it hit the girl. The yacht towing her immediately spun around back to where she was and began broadcasting distress calls, the witness told NBC6.

Where was Ella Adler killed? Where is Nixon Beach Sandbar in Florida?

The Nixon Beach Sandbar is located in Biscayne Bay, Florida, west of Hurricane Harbor near Miami.

It's a popular destination for recreational boaters and fishing for its white sands and clear shallow waters, and it "turns into a wild party spot every weekend" full of yachts and catamarans, according to the boating site sail.me .

The area was named for former president Richard M. Nixon, who owned a home overlooking the water nearby.

Who is Ella Riley Adler of Florida?

Ella Adler was a freshman at Ransom Everglades School in Coconut Grove and a ballerina with the Miami City Ballet. She is the granddaughter of Michael M. Adler, the current U.S. Ambassador to Belgium , according to the Miami Herald .

"We are heartbroken," the school said in a Facebook post Monday morning. "Ella Adler '27 shined in our classrooms and on our stages, and she embodied the mission of Ransom Everglades School. We wish peace and comfort to her family."

Adler appeared in more than 100 performances with the Miami Ballet, including "The Nutcracker," according to her Legacy.com obituary . In school, she performed on the dance team, acted in the school play "Chicago" and was a member of the Ransom Everglades Jewish Students Association.

"You were taken from us way too soon, and the world has been robbed of all the things you could have achieved," her father, Matthew, wrote in a letter read during a funeral service at Temple Beth Sholom in Miami Beach on Monday, the Miami Herald reported . "But you will always be here with us and your friends and family will carry your energy and spirit forever.”

First Lady Jill Biden paid her condolences in person Tuesday, according to a statement from the family.

"We are honored that the First Lady paid a shiva call to our family during this time of immense pain. We are touched by their support and love and we are proud to call the President and First Lady our friends for over 40 years," they said.

The girl's great-aunt Karen Adler started working in President Joe Biden's D.C. office in 1973 when he was still a junior senator from Delaware, according to Jewish Insider , and served as his national finance chair in 2008. Her brother Michael was confirmed as Ambassador to Belgium in 2021 .

Adler is survived by her parents Amanda and Matthew, her brother Jaden, and her sister Adalynn, grandparents Judy and Michael, and Susan and Michael Klaiman, along with several aunts, uncles and cousins.

Natalie Neysa Alund, USA TODAY, contributed to this story.

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